On Saturday, Calgary Mayor Jyoti Gondek, alarmed by the skyrocketing level of body odour in the city, declared a state of emergency.
Just kidding. Not about the state of emergency: that’s real enough, thanks to the catastrophic rupture thirteen days ago of a giant water feeder main which supplies sixty percent of the city’s potable water, and the subse…
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