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In my university days I had a buddy who was a fan of counterfeit Confucius proverbs. There’s dozens of ‘em, all funny, and almost all off-colour and unprintable here. But here’s a sampling that won’t offend:
Confucius say,
“Man who stand on toilet high on pot.”
and:
“Man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting …
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